Alien Vault - Chess Shirt (Version B)
The ultimate double meaning. Checkmate your sci-fi wardrobe with the official Alien Vault "Chess" parody tee.
This incredibly clever design takes a standard, everyday chess move and turns it into one of the most shocking moments in cinematic history. Featuring a striking graphic illustration of a dark chess Queen—complete with a subtle biomechanical tail—standing victorious over a shattered, broken Bishop piece, the layout is a brilliant play on words. Accompanied by the ultimate punchline, "MOTHER OF ALL SPOILERS," this shirt serves as a multi-layered joke that pays homage to both the Nostromo's mainframe computer and the galaxy's most terrifying maternal instinct. It’s a clean, sophisticated conversation starter made for hardcore film fans and chess enthusiasts alike.
Cut from ultra-premium, retail-grade combed cotton (Bella+Canvas) for maximum all-day comfort and a lightweight, signature vintage feel.
- Dual-Print Design: Features the clever chess parody graphic on the chest and the official Alien Vault logo on the sleeve for a true premium finish.
- Premium Quality: Bella+Canvas retail-grade apparel.
- Unisex Sizing: True to size, modern tailored fit.
- Durable Print: Expertly cured ink that won't crack or fade.
Show your support for the channel, unlock the vault, and grab this legendary crossover piece today.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Alien Vault
- Email: alienvault-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Alien Vault - Chess Shirt (Version B) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
