Alien Vault - Drinking Bird shirt
The ultimate deep-space tribute to a legendary cinematic moment. Honor the quiet before the storm with the official Alien Vault "Nostromo Routine" parody tee.
This limited-edition shirt features a high-contrast design of the iconic drinking bird and coffee mug layered over bold, blood-splattered graphics—complete with a grim chestburster twist. It's the perfect conversation starter for movie buffs, lore nerds, and anyone who appreciates sharp, dark cinematic humor.
Cut from lightweight, premium combed cotton for that signature vintage feel and all-day comfort.
- Premium Quality: Bella+Canvas retail-grade apparel.
- Unisex Sizing: True to size, modern tailored fit.
- Durable Print: Expertly cured ink that won't crack or fade.
Show your support for the channel and upgrade your sci-fi wardrobe.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Alien Vault
- Email: alienvault-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Alien Vault - Drinking Bird shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
